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Jerry Seinfeld And His Take On Lawyers

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Jerry Seinfeld is probably one of the most well known comics around. Long before he create the well known "Seinfeld" TV show, Jerry Seinfeld did stand up comedy. For most of the "Seinfeld" episodes, Jerry Seinfeld opens with a short monologue from a stand up comedy act. They are usually pretty funny. Sometimes the monologue is related to the topic of the show, and sometimes not. But in either case, they tend to be rather hilarious. In this video clip, Jerry Seinfeld talks about his take on lawyers. I don't think he is talking about a Cincinnati attorney , or a Cincinnati lawyer specifically, but the main point he brings out is that life is like a game, and that the lawyers are the ones that have taken out the time to read the inside of the top of the box. For instance, a Cincinnati DUI Attorney would understand some of the reasons why you wouldn't want to drive your car through the front door of the Cincinnati Art Museum (among other things), but also

American Reunion - The Gang Is Back For Another Piece

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If you are a fan of this series of movies, then I think you are going to love "American Reunion". In the American Pie series of movies, we follow the misadventures of Jim as he goes through his awkward teen years, finding out about the wonders of the opposite sex. Jim has is close friends that treat him well, then he has the crazy friends that are usually getting him into trouble - namely Stiffler. Stiffler is definitely the epitome of self indulgence. He's always ready to for a party wherever he is, even under the aluminum bleachers during the big game. During the movie American Wedding, one of the sequels in the American Pie series, Stiffler has to retrieve Jim's wedding ring from a small dog that has eaten it. Stiffler has to watch the dog while it does its business near one of the pet waste stations in town. It probably would have been smarter for Stiffler to use the dog exercise equipment to get the dog to use the restroom sooner in order to get back the

Searching Quest Protein Bar Coupons: A Good Thing For Customer and Company

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Guest post by Eric Grayson A professional marketing company will know what it takes to help get the process going for their clients looking to get more clickers onto their websites. This is so important because these are the people who will eventually turn into profitable customers. One step that they take when doing this is providing their clients with effective ecommerce web design . They know how important when it comes to have effective marketing. Having a poorly designed website which isn't attractive can actually prevent a customer from purchasing. It's also important for the website to be easy to navigate, so those customers who may not be as familiar with computers can still easily get around the website. You can see an example of the link that customers click when they want to search for Quest protein bar coupons . From the colors that are being used, to the easy accessibility, it's likely that a potential customer would be intrigued to actually purchase from

Hand Dryers - Nobody Does It Like Dyson

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If you have ever used a restroom at a restaurant, or the mall, you are probably familiar with the hand dryers that they have there. The basic ones back in the 80s were pretty simple, and easy to use, but one of the problems was that the wind that was put out was not all that powerful, or that it took too long to dry your hands so you usually ended up leaving out with your hands still somewhat wet. Well, today there are much more powerful hand dryers out there like the dyson hand dryer . Using one of these babies is like standing in front of a wind tunnel. They are pretty powerful, and can almost blow you away. Especially the xlerator hand dryers that look like two half circles with a highlighted edge. When you look at them, they don't look like they can do much - until you use them. They can blow air out at an extremely fast rate getting your hands dry in no time. There are a few pranks that you can do with a hand dryer. Below is a video of a candid camera company that deci

Storage For Important Documents - Keeping Them Safe And Accesible

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Many companies have been concerned with storage for important documents , such as a business proposal, or financial documentation. Whenever you need to prepare the documents for the transfer of a company, you need a safe place to store the documents, and also a place where the involved parties can view those documents. There are many different options for document storage, but unfortunately many of them are rather difficult to use while others are great in regards to security, but makes file sharing difficult. For those seeking both security, and ease of use, you might want to check out Merrill Datasite for M&A deal . The Merrill Datasite is pretty easy to navigate, and the company is known as the world's leading virtual data room for due diligence. The site has several tabs at the top of the website to make it easy to find the part of the site that you need. Under the Knowledge Center tab, you can find links to definitions of various topics, such as "What is a VDR?&q

International Moving - Some Things To Keep In Mind

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If you are planning on a move to another state within your country, chances are you can easily find someone who can do the move without much of a problem. In fact, you could even do the move yourself if you need to. On the other hand, if you are planning on moving to another country, a situation that comes up often for people looking to retire, then you are going to be facing much more problems, and situations than someone else looking to move across town. While moving to a new country may be difficult, it can be done if you keep a few key points in mind. If you are simply moving to a new country, but you are not going to become citizens of that country, be sure to make sure you are familiar with the type of visa that you would need in order to stay in that country. Also, become familiar with tax laws with your new country of residence. Every culture has its own do's and don'ts when it comes to hand gestures. For example, the two fingers in a 'V' position means p

Whitney Houston Passes Away - Feb. 11, 2012

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Whitney Houston was one of the most well known singers the world has ever known. Ms. Houston was famous for the amazing way she could sing a song unlike any other person, and also her appearances in movies such as "Waiting To Exhale". For several years, Whitney was married to singer Bobby Brown, had one daughter together. Whitney was very close to her mother Cissy Houston, and was in the process of making a movie, and releasing a new album before she passed away. Whitney Houston died on Saturday, the 11th of February, 2012 in Los Angeles, CA. Whitney had just spoken with family members a few hours before she was found in her hotel room. Although Whitney is now no longer with us, she will be GREATLY missed, and her legend will continue to live on.

Local Search Optimization - Local Business Marketing - Things To Consider

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If you own a site, you know how hard it can be to get ranked for a popular keyword, and how difficult local business marketing can be. Usually, if the keyword is popular enough, there are already so many other sites that rank well for it. If you have a large marketing budget you might be able to work to rank on the first or second page of the search engines for that particular keyword. On the other hand if you don't have a lot of money, and you want people to find your site, you may want to try a different approach. Instead of working towards ranking for generic keywords, it probably would be in your best interest to work towards ranking for locally targeted keywords. Local SEO is the process of working to get your site ranked for keywords that are specific to a particular area. This differs to regular search engine marketing in that instead of trying to appeal to everyone across a particular country, you are just focusing on those in a particular city, or town. This helps t

Funny House Plaques - Vol 1

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There are some houses that like to dress up their front door with an unusual address plaque . Usually, an address plaque is one that shows your house numbers , or the surname of the people living at that address. Some people even like to use lawn plaques to achieve the same purpose. Regardless of what you use, there are different ways that you can dress up the information for your house to make it a little bit more interesting. Usually you can find a funny, or humorous house plaque at a local hardware store, or you can even order one online. Plus, there are a few specialty shops that specialize in humorous house decor that you can take a look at. Or you can design your own funny sign to use at your residence, and either make it yourself, or have someone make it for you. Below are some pictures of various address, and lawn plaques that you may want to use as inspiration for what you can use for your own residence. Below is a video showing some ideas for house plaques that y

Funny Mailboxes - Some Ideas On How To Dress Up Your Mailbox

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People have decorated their mailboxes in several different ways. Some have made their mailbox look like a gun, while others have made it look like the mail is being put inside a person. Regardless of how you decorate your mailbox, fortunately the use of the mailbox pretty much remains the same - its the place that mail is delivered too. You don't have to go out and buy a specialty mailbox. You can actually use either classic mailboxes , Gaines mailboxes , or even Keystone mailboxes to create a very special looking mailbox that is sure to get noticed, and to get the neighbors talking. Below are a few pictures of some unusual mailboxes that you may or may not have seen around town. Feel free to use some of the pics as inspiration for ideas on how you can decorate, or dress up your mailbox. Just make sure that the mailbox is still usable. Even though creativity is a great thing to use when you are altering your mailbox, the mailbox still has to be able to be used for its intended

Acne Removal - What Causes Acne

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There are many ideas on how to go about acne removal . Some people light to use the latest topical agent to get the skin free of acne. Others may try such things as going into a sauna to get the pores to open up so that it is easier to clean out the dirt that may be clogging the pores causing the acne breakout. Still others may seek out the support of a doctor or skin specialist in order to find a treatment that is right for that person. Regardless of what treatment that you use, make sure that it is safe, and something that won't further damage the skin. For those wondering what causes acne, please check out the video below.

SEO Consulting - Some Things To Keep In Mind

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When business people think about SEO consulting they sometimes think about having to stuff a website with keyword, after keyword in order to get their site ranked well in the search engines (notably Google search engine). Doing SEO yourself can be a daunting task, and so sometimes people will outsource this work to an SEO consulting services firm. When choosing an SEO consulting services company, there are several things to keep in mind: Make sure that the company you choose is listed in the Better Business Bureau, or other reputable business regulations agency. Find one that will listen to what your goals are, and can map out an SEO plan to achieve them. Although an SEO company in town is convenient, sometimes the best firms to work with are located out of town, or even out of state. Keep an open mind with the company is giving you suggestions on how to improve your site's SEO Remember that even good site SEO won't necessarily move your site to the top of the rankin

How To Put In An In-ground Post For Your Mail Box

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Many people have wondered how to put in an in-ground post for a mail box . Especially if you buy, and sell houses for a living. If you own a duplex, then you might want to consider getting a clustered mailbox. If you live in an apartment, you are probably familiar with cluster mailboxes - the mailboxes that are all grouped together. That is the main distinction that sets apart a clustered mailbox from a regular mail box that you find at most houses. Technically, you could take a group of mail boxes, and put them together to form your own clustered set of mail boxes, but approved cluster mailboxes are those that have been approved for use by the United States Post Office. In order to not get in trouble, it is probably best to buy one from a reputable dealer. For those who own a regular mail box, and need to install the In-ground post for your mailbox, you may want to check out the video below. The video shows instructions on how to install one for your home or residence.

How To Pack Your Kitchen Items - A Video Tutorial

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There are many ideas as to how to pack your kitchen items when you get ready to move. Kitchen items, such as eating utensils, are rather easy to wrap since they are less likely to break during a move. However, items like glass plates, and ceramic cookware tend to be handled with more care since it is much easier to break these items during a move. Using wrapping paper to wrap your more fragile items is a good idea when preparing these types of kitchen items for moving. Also, be sure to use several sheets of wrapping paper when wrapping these types of items, and keep these items near the top of your moving box. Or even better, place soft items such as pillows on top of the well wrapped fragile items to make them even more secure. After your wrap your items, and place them in a box, be sure to label the box to remind you what is in the box. There are few things worse than having a house or storage unit filled with boxes that are not labeled. Especially if there is something import

How to increase Trade Show Booth Traffic - A Less Known Approach

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How to increase trade show booth traffic is a topic of discussion for almost every top marketing company that has to deal with setting up trade show booths for high profile business clients. Every year, trade shows are held across the world on various topics, such as consumer electronics, weddings, and sports. There are even trade shows about trade shows. One of the main questions that people, or companies that have booths at trade shows ask is how can they attract more people to their booth. Some think that you need a large budget in order to create things that can help to attract more people to your booth at a trade show. The truth is, creativity is what is really needed in coming up with ideas for getting more people to visit your trade show booth. Ask yourself - "If I was going to a trade show, what kinds of things would catch my eye first, and make me want to check out a particular booth, before visiting other booths?". Also, getting the word out to the public that

Super Bowl XLVI - Let's Celebrate With Some Sports Photobombs!

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Well, the next Super Bowl is upon us, and what better way to celebrate, than with some crazy sports related photobombing! For those not familiar with the "art", essentially photobombing is messing up a picture either on accident, or on purpose. Most photobombs are rather dull looking, but when they are one purpose they tend to be hilarious, and sometimes the accidental ones are even better than those done on purpose. The above example is a great one. I don't think Iron Mike Tyson quite understood that when these people said "let's get together for a group photo", they were just talking about the people that they knew personally. Oh well!!! Here is the classic "crazy face" in the background pose. The ol' "sneaking up behind you while you're doing the commentary" trick. I ain't scared of no ghost!!! I think this guy is hoping that the winner can spare some change from his winnings from this bout. Oh, what